Monsters In My Bed

Twice the Fun by mystic2awesome

Monsters in my Bed at night, not a Vampire but a dust mite. I never made this evil deal, they call me their most favorite meal. Feeding off skin and hair, I will not sleep tonight when there.

I just read that there are two million of these microscopic dust mite Vampires in my bed each night feeding off my skin cells and hair. No wonder I am an insomniac. I am allergic to dust mites (or is it the dust mite excretions, YUK) so I have a tendency to wash my bedding a lot and in between washings I sometimes throw them into the dryer and roast a few dust mites. I have a plastic cover over my mattress so they too will have a hard time sleeping. There are certain acrylic fabrics which hold chemicals that keep your skin from flaking off thereby starving the mites but who knows what evil lurks there!

02.22.2010 - An afternoon nap markedly boosts the brain’s learning capacity

I always knew there was something special about sneaking away to have an afternoon nap instead of an afternoon tryst. Not only does this boost your brain's learning capacity it saves you from a messy divorce too! Business would reap huge benefits from allowing their employees a two hour lunch which would allow those who wished to take a real nap or a shorter power nap according to their needs. They would come back refreshed, more in control, less angry and energized. Of course those who regularly sneak off for an afternoon drink may have a bit of a problem....getting back to work at all. Check out the link for more information...me I'm heading off for that nap now that I don't have anything to feel guilty about I'll have much sweeter dreams.
02.22.2010 - An afternoon nap markedly boosts the brain’s learning capacity